These excerpts are taken straight from this book that is sure to make most moms out there feel like they’re not the only one!
- The real reason we can’t go to your friend’s house? The mommies don’t get along.
- My son threw up all over the carpet. I left it there hoping the dog would eat it.
- I caught myself telling my kids to please leave me alone so I could finish reading a book about being a better parent.
- I stalk my daughter – and her friends – on facebook
- I filled breast milk bags with non dairy creamer and water and put them in my refrigerator so my friends would still think I was nursing my 6 month old. Little did they know – I stopped at 6 weeks.
- I learned the soulja boy dance, video taped myself doing it and put it up on youtube to blackmail my kids so they would behave!
- I haven’t taught my kids how to tell time yet. This way I can say it’s bedtime whenever I want.
True Mom Confessions: Real Moms Get Real
The Lovely Miss K is a winner from Honey Grove’s Best Eyes Contest. It’s certaintly not hard to tell why she won! Congrats!
